Sunday, 05 July 2009

  • happy birthday to me!

    and interrupting hiatus briefly to report that...

    i'm eighteen years old!

    besides the fact that i am no longer a minor, i am legally able to do a plethora of things.

    i think i might buy some lottery and scratch tickets, and test my luck, possibly winning millions. i could also DECLARE MY INDEPENDENCE and own property, sign my name for purchasing through the TV or internet, CALL 1-800 NUMBERS!!! and order on pay per view, get married without the consent of jet li + madre, DONATE MY BODY TO SCIENCE, and go to jury duty....??????

    i can purchase tobacco now, because i am a HUGE smoker, clearly. i mean, i wasn't hospitalized for my severe coughing fits or anything when i was younger, and i don't have asthma, plus i love smoke in my lungs! i'm totally going to buy me some cigs today.

    not only can i appear in pornographic material, which i am jumping all over this amazing opportunity, i can buy the pornographic material i appear in, or any other pornography that i don't appear in. that means i can go into the back room at the movie rental store downtown, woo hoo! life is grand. oh, and i can legally consent to any sexual relations. and in case i accidently get knocked up, i can get an abortion!


    life as an eighteen year old is great. now i just have to wait another three years before i can legally drink and purchase alcohol, too.

     

    i'm not really doing anything for my birthday today. the fireworks festival for fourth of july in my town is usually on the third, but thanks to the massive amount of rain we've been getting for the past two weeks, the fields were probably way too squishy for comfort, thus was pushed over to the raindate - my birthday! therefore ruining all birthday plans. originally a few of my friends and i were going to go out for sushi and just hang out and have a sleepover, but that'll be postponed for some time later.

    but for now, i think i'm just going to go to see the fireworks with my dear lovely boyfriend.

     

    pce out. life as a minor is now over. kbai.

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